While I’m rocking online dating, there are still parts of it that suck.
Like the d00ds who have nothing to say but “hi i’m h0rny.”
What do I say back to that? “I am too, but not for guys like you who spell horny with the number 0 in it.”
But my favorite online dating post includes THE BEST SENTENCE EVER WRITTEN:
I’m an actual human being, not some math equation that can be solved by triangulating all of the nearest boners. – Lindy West
I can now face another round of shitty incoming messages. Perhaps I should just respond with this quote to the next d00d that says, “hey wanna sext?”